Advise for bae

Advise to Naija-based babes dis December. BEWARE!!!
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1. Any guy with too many pictures and plenty story is from
London. He has no money.😟

2. Any guy that shares knock-out and balloons is from China. He has no money and he is not going
back.😳

3. Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo, Gabon or
Cotonou. He too has no money o. He came so that mama will help
him borrow money from the village meeting.🙈

4. Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat short is
from USA. Dem stingy well-well.😡

5. Any guy that wears ear ring and has a macho stature is
from South Africa. He has no money. In fact, only came to the
villa to hide from narcotics police.

6. Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain, Germany, France or Brazil. Shishi dem no get and na
Dem do shakara pass.😎

7. Any guy that has red coloured paper money is from Korea. The currency is near to zero in value.😶

8. Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from Canada. Dem get small change but na only drink dem fit buy for you.🍻

9. Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up and down come from Malaysia. Him go sell all of them by January to complete travel money go back.🙌🏾

I therefore seriously advise you to stay with your man oooo.🗣🗣🗣.
Heeding my advice would make you avoid the "Had I known" scenario in January when they all return to where they crawled out from. Dat time you no go see them again...............

I don talk my own o!!!